Monday, April 18, 2016

Steamy, Hard Core, In Your Face, Rock n Roll by Kendall Grey

KINDLE COUNTDOWN DEAL ALERT!

KILLER BUZZ FLOAT: GREATEST HITS, Volume 1 by Kendall Grey is on sale for a limited time! This anthology includes STRINGS, BEATS, and NOCTURNES and is regularly priced at $4.99 (a steal for three full-length books in its own right!).

Here’s the blurb:

Your mother will never forgive you if you read this book ... 

Letty Dillinger, Jinx Hardwick, Shades Armstrong, Toombs Badcock, and Rax Wrathbone are on a rock 'n' roll journey to stardom and COMPLETE sexual freedom. You should avoid tangling with them at all cost. The vile, base language and shocking, unholy sexual acts contained within these pages are grounds for arrest in 52 countries and caning in twelve others (and for you masochistic kinksters who enjoy that sort of thing, they use wet, limp celery instead of those rattan things, just to piss you off). The American Sexcapades Society found that 4 out of 5 Hard Rock Harlots readers who lived to tell about the book were unfit to return to proper society upon finishing. Forget about going to work the next day (Unless you work at a sewage treatment plant--then you might be okay.). Following a ferocious public outcry and repeated (failed) attempts at banning the books, several states set up padded shelters and edible straight jackets for the unfortunate Hard Rock Harlots survivors who can't shake the nightmares of giant gonads chasing them with 3-headed industrial-strength sprinklers. 

Who knew reading could be so damaging to one's health? 

IF YOU VALUE YOUR LIFE, DO NOT READ THIS BOOK! 

KILLER BUZZ FLOAT: Greatest Hits, Volume 1 features the first three books in Kendall Grey's Hard Rock Harlots series, originally published in 2013. This series contains EXTREMELY graphic sexual content (DUH!) and is not suitable for readers under the age of 18. Includes masochism, MM, menage, pegging, DP, extreme body modification, Domination, submission, lots of flying bodily fluids, A2M, alcohol abuse, prostitution, cheating, and more. Seriously, if any of the above is the least bit off-putting, please proceed with caution!



Because KILLER BUZZ FLOAT is a Kindle Countdown deal, the sale price will start at $.99 and go up every day, so snap up this anthology NOW!

Kindle Unlimited subscribers can grab the book for FREE!

For non-KU subscribers:
April 18 — $.99
April 19 — $1.99
April 20 — $2.99
April 21— $3.99
April 22 — $4.99 (regular price)

Ready to take the plunge and dive into this sassy piece of purple prose? DO IT!







And if you read KILLER BUZZ FLOAT and need more from this band of sexy beasts, be sure to check out “Love Notes,” ROCK, and “Home."


Love Notes (A Hard Rock Harlots B-Side short story) - $.99










ROCK (Book 4 in the Hard Rock Harlots series) - $2.99



“Home” (A Hard Rock Harlots B-Side) is FREE and only available on Wattpad at https://www.wattpad.com/story/65978353-home

Now go forth, and get your ROCK on!



Thursday, April 7, 2016

Reviews

Hi. This is Faith. Begging. Yep, it's me, down on my knees with my hands folded beneath my chin. I am looking up into your eyes, pleading for you to have mercy. Not only on me, but all the authors out there. We need reviews. 

If you didn't know, reviews are so very important to those of us who depend on Amazon for our livelihood. Once you reach that glorious 50 review threshold, Amazon deems you worthy of their help. It doesn't matter if they are all 5 stars or not.  As a reader, I do my best to leave a review for every single book I read, unless it was crap. If I like a book well enough to give it 3 stars or more, I take one to two minutes out of my time to leave a short, heartfelt review. That's all it takes.

That's all I have. Just a please and a thank you. From the bottom of my heart, and from the hearts of authors everywhere. Thank you.